Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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