i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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