Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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