What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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