When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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