Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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