I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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