All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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