you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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