True but thats because hes a fetus.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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