It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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