Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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