What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I want to make a zoo with you.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i will never coherently bang her
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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