just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like a drive thru vagina
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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