Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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