The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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