just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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