This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize