She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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