how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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