would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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