Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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