So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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