There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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