I queefed so loud it echoed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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