It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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