She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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