More tranny stories later!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
apparently the secret to your success is patron
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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