Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
