she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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