Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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