Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
