Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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