Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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