ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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