That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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