it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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