I heard we made out
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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