In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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