Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
