Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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