Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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