U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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