I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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