Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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