i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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