That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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