just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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