Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
