I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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