nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
