Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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