and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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