For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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