he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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