then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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