im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
this beer tastes like vomit already
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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