Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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